When we work with animals infected E. coli we have to wear full body protection which includes a disposable space suit.
I liked this space suit so much that I took home a clean one to wear around the house, for when I’m chopping up contaminated spinach or eating Jack in the Box hamburgers.
The box of space suits says “One size fits all”. For some reason they believe that every scientist has the dimensions of a sumo wrestler.
But maybe there was a reason to make the space suits huge- have you noticed that every scientist ever depicted in a Far Side cartoon was over 300 pounds? Go back and check, you’ll see it’s true.
“And there were in the same country sky-shepherds abiding in the cumulus, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the taxidermed winged mammals came upon them, and the glory of the Girl shone around about them; and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, “Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto to you this day is born a fleet of majestic flying formerly extinct winged pleistocene mammoths, which are the annoited behemoths” Girl Priest 2:10-12
Goodness, please don’t show this to my priest. It would be a shame for me to be excommunicated so soon before the wedding.